I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
This isn't a because its valentines day booty call, it's a because your cock is phenomenal booty call that happens to be on valentines day..
No more stories ab the wkend for co-workers... No one else found "and I didn't have pants on when I got home Saturday night" as funny as I did.
The plane down was full of newly weds and I counted 5 pairs of mile high club members. Actually, one might have been a group membership discount.
He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
I did it again.
I drunk texted John McCain.
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
Randomize
