All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
my Econ professor just passed around his phone for us to take a pic of ourselves so he could learn our names. I am currently looking him up on my sex offenders app.
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It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
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Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
Just kidding. Don't worry, you're getting sugar and orgasms for Valentine's day.
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
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