You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.
Shut up. I did not.
I really wish I was making that up.
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
You turned to me, winked, whispered "man the harpoons" and walked out with the fat chick
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
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