im gay
i know
yea but for you.
so im in the parking lot of taco bell eating a taco...and some girl just got out of a car and screamed at the top of her lungs "XANEX FOR SALE!!!!" i fucking love Hamilton.
Moved my bed either I'm a whore or every guy I have ever slept with hid condom wrappers under my bed
i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
If he starts "inventing" things cut him off. The last thing he invented was chocolate chip green beans and he destroyed my kitchen
No one figured out why I brought along the vibrating massager.
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
You've changed since you got that strap on
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
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