"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
So I have $4.22 in my bank account, just wrote a check for a tooth brush from quikmart, and bought a 25 cent condom from the bathroom. i don't know whats more sad, my bank account or the fact that i'm entrusting my entire future to a condom machine that was probably last filled in 1970
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
Apparently I was pointing at birds and yelling "YOU USED TO BE A DINOSAUR!!!"
Today's work quote "if I looked like you, I'd be sitting on everyones face"
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
Getting your clit pierced is not something you want to trust to a crazy girl with an ice cube, some vodka, and a sewing needle. Trust me. I learned that the hard way.
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
Sexiest use of a semi colon this week, congratulations.
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
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