Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
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After a valiant attempt at golf, I think it's time for Tiger to go back to doing what he does best- having sex w/ blond, white women.
at least the cop wrote "happy birthday" on the ticket.
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
Drunk walkin through police station. America
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
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Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
Some guy offered you 100 bucks last night to suck your toes. I had to drag you away while you were yelling at me, "Stop money cock blocking me!"
That's just where I'm at in my life.
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
It says something about our relationship that he stole your phone to tell me about his dick at 3am and neither of us realized that wasn't you until just now
I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF
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