I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
I woke up to a head of lettuce on my nightstand, someones Honda abandoned in my yard, the cat partially shaved, and a empty bottle of sailor hanging by a scarf from the rafters. Oh, and 26 people apparently came though and rubbed my back in the process of the night. Happy 23rd to me!
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
Has my life seriously led me to day drinking on a Monday the third week of the semester?
It's after 5, it's not day drinking.
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
Hey sorry about last night. can I come pick up my tooth?
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
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