carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
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We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
We're drinking vodka. Wine is for people who have to wake up in the morning.
Can't. Busy recovering from the worst pulled muscle of my life that I got either from excessively acrobatic boning or carrying a huge fucking ice luge down the street while wearing 4 inch heels
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
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I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
I just found a To Do list on the table, written by me last night, that just says "1. Go downstairs. 2. Get Pickles. 3. Laptop"
I was just trying to be a good friend but in retrospect I probably shouldn't have pepper sprayed you.
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
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