If that was your dad, he is hot
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
I bought new panties to console myself ... you know, because I am going to lose my ovaries. Well, if I don't die of a heart attack first. But at least when the EMS folks find me, I'll be finely dressed from the waist down.
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
Friends don't let friends put redi whip in their wine
Remember that time I hopped home naked from the bar, then tried to convince you I was ok to drive you home? Good call on the taxi.
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
You informed me your place was now a nudist colony and unless I was there to drink schnapps with the cat I had to strip.
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
last night I used snow as a chaser
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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