Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
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After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
You said eat breakfast. So i poured Baileys on top of m&m's. It taste just like like cereal I swear.
Nothing says 'good morning' like waking up only to realize this chick was watching you sleep. She's crazy
I think I just sold a snake to a stoned teenager.
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I can't turn my head to the left, I'm pissing out of my ass, and my finger went through the toilet paper today... I need you.
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
This Halloween will be different. I'm just here to get shitfaced, not troll around looking for slutty nun pussy.
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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