you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
sperm doesn't mix with malibu too well
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
I spilled beer everywhere which led to an oil fire and me melting a spatula again. And then I was late to class so I explained what happened to the teacher.
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
You think the guy at the speed wash knows he needs to scrub the vomit off the side of my car?
He knew.
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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