Would you feel weird if I asked out ___?
You dont call on our son's bday but you want to know if I'll give you permission to date my best friend?
So...no?`
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
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He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
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Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
In the middle of our bar crawl last night we stopped to pet dogs at a dog park. who would let a drunk person bet play with their dog???
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
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