He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
After you verbally abused the McDonalds employee for not making your fries fast enough, the fact that you woke up on a random lawn does not surprise me.
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
I just want to sit in my tub, drugged out of my mind, and watch the green lantern cartoon while the world as we know it ceases to exist outside my bathroom door, Okay? Is that REALLY too much to ask?
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
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