Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
Ordered my mom Mother's Day flowers online and moved on to internet porn. Do you think this is some sort of Freudian slip?
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
Please wake up and help me figure out how I woke up on the floor with my head under the couch
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