Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
....ANDDD I just became confused during sexting and sent my mother a text describing a "porno-worthy cum shot."
I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
I caught her walking around with a fake mustache, wearing a sombrero and holding an empty carton of milk. She's a hopeless cause.
Taking Gomer to the ER. He tore something trying to stretch his nutsack enough to put his balls in his own ass. I need new friends.
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
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