Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
He felt like a one man threesome
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
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We're not even buying beer. Just vodka. In pre-retrospect this was a bad idea but we're doing it anyway
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
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Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
You're finding a boat, I'm going to sleep with a guy that lives above a bar and has 24 hour access. We are really nailing this adulting thing
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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