What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
Bubblewrap condoms. We can steal Ziplock's new slogan. Protection you can hear.
you kept saying "no santa, im not having sex with you. it's not your holiday".
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
And then. You beer bonged 3 tall boys. In a row. Fell into some kids lap. And pulled down my shirt trying to get up. Thank you for that. I got laid
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
I'm warming McDonald's pies on my heater cause I'm too high for the microwave.
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
Just had to read the instructions to my microwave. How am I so high?
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