nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
Seriously, stop peeing all over the toilet seat. It looks like movie theatre butter.
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION.
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
I need you to teach me how to be roommates with somebody I'm not fucking.
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
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