listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.
If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
He showed up at my house with roses and a bottle of vodka... to watch a movie. obvi i took the vodka and didn't sleep with him
Found your bra in my backseat. And yes it took me that long to finally clean it out from last weekend
Didn't even know it was missing, if that makes you feel any better
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