i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
Im going to buy a thermometer. If its above 104 im going to the hospital if its under 104 im going to the bar
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
Watch the news tonight. They interviewed me about a fire. I was high as balls so it should be entertaining.
Siri just called me GayBoy in front of my family. I will destroy you.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Tried to land my foot on his shoulder and kicked him in the face. Then I fell into a homeless man's bike and posed with a buffalo head. How was your night?
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
He told me that if he broke my bed my bed durring sex he would take me to ikea, but only on Monday because it's all you can eat meatballs. I think I'm in love.
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
God knew I'd have horrible taste in men, so made me asexual to ensure I'd never fuck them.
Randomize