yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
i just ran into our bio chem professor at the bar. apparently, he doesn't follow the "no slapping your students' asses" rule.
forced to watch US open for father's day. only perk is discovering dustin johnson...reeeeally hoping that this golf sex addiction thing is contagious
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sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
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Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
I feel like our lives always have been and always will be a never ending drunken rampage full of pregnancy scares and lost brain cells
I want a battle ostrich, get me a battle ostrich and then come and make love to me
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
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