She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
I'm beginning a new chapter of my life in which our fridge will always be stocked with jello shots. I'm excited to embark down this road to fruity, semi-solid alcoholism.
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
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