i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
I had to sleep with my math professor to pass algebra. Apparently my blowjobs are only C+ quality
You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
I know of an excellent nanny. A lot like Mary Poppins but way cooler. And likes pot.
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
His new girl is probably classy and boring. I bet she doesn't feed him sour patch kids while she wiggles his weiner.
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
I probably should have told her I was actually the drunkest one there before she let me pierce her ear
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
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