so i woke up this morning thinking _____ was in bed with me. . .but it was only a half eaten sonic burger
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
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It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
When I go out tonight I need to make sure to be really good. The Easter bunny doesn't deliver to jail
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
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I accidentally gave my prayer card to the bouncer. Clearly a cry for help #saveme
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
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