I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
accomplished twins. life is a go
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
I've been on this train for an hour and this women has been on the phone and all she's said is "guuurrrrrlllll, gurl, gurl." I may commit suicide.
At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
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