and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
He left an unopened 12 pack of beer by my bed. I guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex..
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
Apparently my type is "guy whose parents had unprotected sex on Halloween". Last week was my ex's, my FWB's, and the guy I'm seeing's birthdays.
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
No don't worry! What are obnoxious, alcoholic, slut roommates for if not for uplifting words and tales of my folly?!
You know you're too high when you find yourself crying at " hand in my pocket" by Alanis Morissette because it's "just TOO REAL"
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
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