I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
She went to the bathroom before i broke up with her so i changed all 2500 of her songs on her computer to "I'm a cheating whore"
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
Just called my mom. She definitely saw all those fb statuses so thanks for that.
Haha did she know what fisting meant?
Yeah. Which is upsetting in itself
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
You skyped me last night to show me the girl passed out on your bed.
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
Blunts beyotch
What? Joints? Blunts?
I'll refer you to my previous text: "Blunts beyotch"
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