Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
Last night I got a napkin with 4 names & numbers: Katie, Ellen, Kylie...and Brandon.
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
I told people at my moms bar that all I needed to sober up was to get my asshole licked, and I blame you 110%.
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
Crust to egg proportion prescribes to a pedantic form of quiche. It's like saying breakfast pizza isn't pizza at all.
As I was blowing him, he proceeded to tell me that his friend who I blew years ago gave me a five star review on my BJ skills. And, he agrees.
Atta girl.
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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