Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
My vibrator looks like a lipstick tube. So does my mace. I just realized the potential problems of keeping them both in the same bag.
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
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