A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
i swear to god, this restaurant is playing a john tesh cover of a song from aladdin
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
Do you think county jail has a Groupon?
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
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