Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
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I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
I dressed up as a breathalyzer test for Halloween; never had so many straight dudes blow me before!
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
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seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
Also, I'm not that drunk, but I'm thinking of pulling the blinds all the way up and casting some porn up onto the living room TV to establish dominance over our neighbors.
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