last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
I just opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a tube of mascara. Get on my level
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
She was mid-sentence and then BOOM the hammock broke off the tree. I about pissed myself. Hot Sprite and Vodka make the world go round.
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
I can't feel my tongue. And that means go. Green means go. And you know what Barney says. Green means go and woah means no. DRIIIIINKK
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
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