no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
FYI, when you wake up, please note that I puked in your shoes because I sstubbed my tooee, not becus I was drunk.
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
I opened up my wallet and it was filled with puke.
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
I was going through my settings and the phone randomly started playing "Crazy Little Thing Called Love" by Dwight Yoakum. Out loud. At full volume. I was shitting. There were 3 other people in the bathroom. I love iOS 7.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
I went 670% over budget on my vacation. My accountant would flip if he weren't me.
How the fuck do you have so much free time?
Polyphasic sleep schedule.
i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch
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