They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
I walked into cold stone and the guy started preparing a supersized birthday cake remix for "Mrs. Munchies"
We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
please read the first 4 words of that text and consider punctuation
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
Promise me you won't have sex in my room
I can't promise you that, but I promise you that I'll try
Might want to in your tub tho. That thing is fucking huge.
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
There's a stripper getting there at 10 though so hopefully I'm out before the stripper gets there. I don't have time to deal with a stripper.
I wanted to buy shoes but nothing fit. So i'm getting a vibrator.
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
I just slammed a bottle of white wine before I came to Whole Foods so basically I'm just training to be a middle aged white woman.
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
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