I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
You know.... I ordered the nipple clamps when I was drunk. But on further consideration, THANKS DRUNK ME I LIKE WHATS HAPPENING
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
I just woke up to myself peeing the bed. Happy hump day! I'll never get married.
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
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