I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
My new sobriety test is "how many times do I have to attempt to put toothpaste on my brush"... It takes a while.
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
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it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
I asked him if his doormat had a name, then proceeded to sit on it for the next 30 minutes while signing that magic carpet ride song from aladdin.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
Boobs speak an international language.
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The sex was so bad. I kept sending people snapchats of my face during it.
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
No, it's cool, I just bounced from the hospital. I was...talking to a security guard, maybe?
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
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