I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
he confused my yawn for an orgasm
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
I still think it's strange your mom saw me 93% naked with a Santa hat on and a raging boner. Tis the season right?
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
I’m going to give his broken heart CPR with my vagina
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