I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
You ran away and I found you three blocks later lying by a dumpster because "that's where your life belongs"
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
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Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
I'm in the city buying alcohol. I just got warned by a homeless man on the street that I shouldn't look so pretty "in these parts"
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
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id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
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