We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
im so sorry the vomit froze your passenger door shut... you should have stopped.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
Why is there a water bottle full of red wine on my desk this morning?
See you tonight.
If I send Ben a tit pic but I do it while wearing a Tom Brady mask is that funny or creepy
Fuck you know you drunk when you start signing the Masson impossjvke song to entourage yourself to pee
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
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