Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
Remind them to make the "above the influence" commercial about us fallin off a ferris wheel
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
You were passed out on the chair and when I asked you if you were okay you looked up and said "I'm fine, I was just pretending for a picture" then passed out again.
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
that ring i bought was worth the 6 bucks. wore it to the bar, told some girl i was recently divorced and wasnt ready to take it off. just got laid. THRICE.
She wants to practice her harmonica skills on my penis
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
How does one acquire holy water?
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
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