he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
I swear I am going to pee, wipe my vag with my hand, and then slap you in the face with it.
clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
Package from mother. Contents: Cookies, my old pokemon cards, and condoms. Note: "These have a July 2010 expiration date so give them away or use them with a gal that would be a great daughter in law. Love Mom" Love you too momma
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
I feel like emojis are just meant for explaining sex without using words to make anyone uncomfortable. It's a true gift
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
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