i just turned barefoot contessa into a drinking game. everytime she uses a knife butter or salt i drink.
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
you know you made it when your beer pong table is made from imported italian hardwood
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
You really realize what your life's become when you're sitting alone in the house crying in a santa hat and pjs getting stoned on christmas eve before noon.
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
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