I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
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