this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
i just remebered that we smoked out my hamster yesterday...
i hope hes still alive. i just remember you give him a shit load of cereal and saying "trust me your going to need it"
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
Dad says your scarf isnt fooling anyone and u look like a douchebag, its literally the perfect time to tell him your gay
And then, I saw the prophecy come to fruition. It was the Dick of Destiny.
Lets play a game called: how out of it are you today? Let me know if you can beat driving on the wrong side of the road twice and walking up two extra flights of stairs just because you weren't paying attention to what floor you are on....
On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
IM AT A ROOFTOP FUNDRAISER LOOKING OVER THE WHITE HOUSE I WILL NOT RUIN MYSELF
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
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