this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
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Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
I'm making myself a nametag with my contact info and pinning it to myself like a kindergardenter in case I get lost when I black out on Sat.
Can we laminate it? Just to be safe.
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
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Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
All I want to do is drink an excessive amount of free alcohol bought from strange men, while taking frequent trips to the bathroom to snort an assortment of illicit drugs off dirty toilet seats. Break cannot get here quick enough...
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
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