it's my fault, I passed out instead of getting up to pee.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
Police were closing down the bar due to gunfight and I was crying because they wouldn't let me finish putting temporary shamrock tats on my boobs
I don't have any swimsuits that don't show off the weird handprint bruises on my hips. Do you have a onepiece I can borrow?
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
A girl told me I was her "alcohol spirit animal" tonight. Somehow I think my whole life was secretly building up to this moment
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
My mom comes home from her weekend with her lesbian co-workers and asks "You wanna know how I got these bruises?" I've never been more torn about anything EVER.
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
Being pregnant feels like you have a hangover everyday.. Don't listen to what anyone says about how wonderful it is
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
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