I just woke up and realized I puked in my boxers WTF.
You stay classy.
The worst part was I forgot until I tried to put them on.
my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
Tell mom and/or dad that I am going to be home late. I am really blazed. Don't tell them that part, though.
You told the bartender you needed 2 beers, and a shot of his cum...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Dude, we're at Einstein's Bagels and the dude next to us is spreading cannabutter on his bagel.
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
Between the booze, mechanical bulls, and penis's I think my body hates it when I'm single
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
So another one of your girlfriends from middle school had a baby. Thank god you are gay, otherwise you would definitely be a dad by now.
Would you judge me if I made John grow a bush while he is in Cancun so he doesn't cheat on me?
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
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