I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
i think i have herpe
just one?
I'm retiring my vagina. Better yet I'm Farve-ing it.
Def the best call fo sho
That way it can come out of retirement anytime and play for different teams. And it can wear Wranglers.
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
He was humming "here comes Peter cottontail" while unbuttoning his pants. Happy Easter to me
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
He asked if I was going to squirt out my bday candles. I'm glad the perversion doesn't stop for special occasions.
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
Apparently I bought a laptop last night, then gave the laptop to a friend who was going to give it to her friends' friend to put some cool shit on it. Anyway, I have no idea where my new laptop is now.
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
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