Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
please read the first 4 words of that text and consider punctuation
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
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Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
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I'm 2 seconds away from smashing the bottle and drinking it off the counter with a straw.
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
What do I have to do?! Spell it out for him? Why can't he just plow me and pull my hair at the same time
You are my new hero
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
There are leaves in my underwear?
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
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