On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
I just saved him in my contacts as "Has 2 kids.. don't drunk text"
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
I met my future husband in an elevator. Think Hispanic version of Dr. Bunsen Honeydew from the Muppets, but with eyes like Michael Fassbender.
A stranger came up to me, pointed at my drink and asked what it tasted like and proceeded to chug half of it and then walked away.
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
She looked like a cross between Jesus and John Lennon. So I fucked her. I feel majestic and powerful.
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
Once you start using "cuddles" as a code word for sex you'll never get real cuddles again
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