It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
There's a 24 hour period after giving head where you can't eat penis shaped food without me laughing at you
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
hungover at the ER to get half my contact removed from behind my eye. Not the start to the weekend I was hopin for
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
We're snowed in with only two condoms. This will literally be valentines day russian roullette.
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
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