i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
Apparently this is my life now. Fucking men in their 30s with small dogs.
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
If I had 3 wishes one would for sure be a designated driver for life that gives hand jobs.
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
Hey you're my best friend, I'm sorry I picked my vagina over my heart last night.
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
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