What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
You texted me "Americans are sad" and "chicken coop disaster" without any further explanation.
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
Dude, you got arrested and then texted 911 to tell them you'd been kidnapped with a screenshot of your current location.
I just need to find a good handlebar mustache to sit on until I'm over that beard
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
We just finished having sex and as soon as we get out of bed he yells "trust fall" and runs me over
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
