Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
I just followed a trail of feathers and glitter to class. Today better be fucking magical.
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
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You'd be proud of me. They tried to give me bread to sober up, but I told them no, im on a diet.
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
How did our waiter from olive garden end up passed out drunk in my roommate's bed?
A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
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So you've been sexting me while spending time with your family
I'm a family man but I have priorities
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
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