hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
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dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
When I woke up next to him on the living room floor, my glasses were broken and it felt like someone rubbed a cactus all over my vag
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The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
Can you please stop fucking every bartender in the city? Just once I want to have a Jack and Coke without fielding questions about your availability.
so I think we need to change lawn care services...the guy woke me up by the pool while I was naked...told me he already picked up all the beer cans for us and gave me his number for the next time we party...
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
It’s gonna be hard being interviewed by this girl without remembering the time she showed me her nipple piercings at Dylan’s party
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